A borderline fascistic Dr. Van Helsing unwittingly hires crack smoking gang-bangers to pursue the decadent vampires who secretly control Hollywood and the United States.

Starring:

Boris Lee Krutonog, Brent Briscoe, Casper Van Dien, Cedrik Terrell, Conchata Ferrell, Craig Ferguson, Ellia Thompson, Flex Alexander, Gabriel Casseus, Jason Ross-Azikiwe, John Fleck, John Sencio, Kim Cattrall, Marco Hofschneider, Michelle Csitos, Natalya Andreychenko, Natasha Gregson Wagner, Natasha Lyonne, Richard Elfman, Rick Cramer, Robert Pastorelli

Genre:

Comedy, Romance, Horror